Dear Diary,

Jiminy Cricket, Diary, I’m exhausted! I’m not kidding. The new hire has been putting in a ton of overtime, as well as it’s digging into my valuable nap time. She’s always at the office. I mean, I like working the night shift, however she truly likes working the night shift.

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I’ve tried to tell her to clock out as well as go home, however we’re having communication issues. It’s like we’re speaking different languages.

Even when I can slip away for a nap, I can’t sleep long since there’s just so much noise in the office.

I believed a new mattress would help, however it truly hasn’t…

I’ve likewise tried warm milk.

And I checked out when that a great method to get sleepy for bed is to checked out something boring, so I tried that, however now all I want to do is upgrade my tabby command center. I’m believing about adding a rooftop catnip garden…

At this point, I’ll do anything to catch a few a lot more z’s. I don’t understand exactly how much longer I can take this. I’m a world-famous kitty supermodel. Seriously, I requirement my appeal rest.

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I still have belief that things will ultimately work out, as well as general I’m delighted with the new hire. She absolutely works hard, as well as she’s a go-getter. I believe she’s just trying to put in a great deal of additional hours now to make a great very first impression.

I can respect that.

Sleepily yours,
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